JD let down by JD

Back when I was a kid (age 18-25) I had a foolproof remedy for colds/the flu. Jack Daniels. I found that if I drank enough Jack, usually more than half a bottle, I would wake up feeling better. Of course there was a mild hangover from time to time but overall I wouldn't be sick. Recently I have found this doesn't seem to work anymore. I went out last night and drank copious amounts of whiskey. I woke up this morning to much worse symptoms and a pretty stellar hangover. So to this I say what my parents have been saying to me for years. JD, you've let me down again.

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WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?: Justen M Duran
NICKNAMES?: Papa Bear, JD, J Dizzle, MC Dizzle
SINGLE OR TAKEN?: very very single
BIRTHDAY?: December 21st
ZODIAC SIGN?: Sagittarius
AGE: 26
HAIR: dark brown buzz-cut. Short enough that it looks gray.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE: Madison, Willy Street
WHAT COLOUR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: black boxer briefs
WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?: Wasting time.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU DID?: A crossword puzzle
WHAT IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU: My computer
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU ATE OUT WITH?: Lindsay Mae
IF U WERE A TOY, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Pewter Voltron
WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: Somewhere I haven't been yet. Madagascar maybe.
WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: I wish I knew.
HOWS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?: Warm, a little too humid.
LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE?: No clue, my mom and dad I think.
LAST PERSON YOU TEXT: Kathy
DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?: no one sent this to me.
WHAT DO YOU THINK A TOBLERONE IS?: Triangular chocolate made in the building that turned into the school I went to in Berne, CH.
U WEARING RIGHT NOW?: Plaid brown shorts. That's it.
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?: Nope, I've got fantastic vision!
WHO DO CONSIDER YOUR CLOSEST/BESTEST FRIEND?: Biker, Jahnke
WHAT WAS THE BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN TO YOU?: 1; Always look at a girl's fingernails. If they're too nice she's probably high-maintenance and not worth your time - Biker. 2; When in doubt, fuck it - Tommy via John Lennon.
DO U OWN A VEHICLE?: Ghost Rider (94 Accord,) Hortense (94 Softail Custom,) Unnamed 1978 Harley Shovelhead.
HAVE YOU EVER WON A SPECIAL AWARD?: Football captain, Rookie of the year lacrosse, Chemistry scholarship.
WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE PLANS?: Become a superhero
FAVOURITE FOOD?: Bacon, anything meat-laden.
FAVOURITE FILM: Bourne trilogy, Hackers, American History X. I love lots of movies.
LAST FILM YOU SAW AT CINEMA?: The Dark Knight
FAVE BOYS COLOGNE: Cuba or Candies
FAVE GIRLS PERFUME: Victoria's Secret - I think it's called Love Spell.
DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?: Absolutely not.
ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK ANYONE OUT?: Not if she's worth going out with.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO ANTHING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: I have
WHAT IS THE MOST STUPID THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?: Seriously!? There are far too many to count.
DO YOU LIKE SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES?: Action or Comedy.
CHRISTMAS OR EASTER?: Thanksgiving
LOVE OR LUST?: Love
KISSES OR HUGS?: Hugs
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE:
WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR PYJAMAS: Ugly yellow, black lacrosse, maroon football shorts.
WHAT COLOUR’S YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?: Blue
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ?: Meh
DO U WANT UR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?: I don't care.
WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND:
WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND:
FAVE PART OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Eyes/butt. Aggressiveness.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Shame
WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?: Ugh, again...
ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR WICKED??: I grew up too close to Six Flags to care at all anymore.
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU LET THE PHONE RING BEFORE YOU ANSWER IT?: I try to never pick up, I hate talking on the phone. Text me people, text.
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: This is too important to come up with quickly.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB IN THE WORLD WHAT WOULD IT BE: Professional scuba diver. Stuntman. Stunt driver. Mercenary. Sniper. Wolverine.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: half empty
WHATS YOUR FAVE NUMBER?: 80

ON GIRLS FOR GUYS TO FILL OUT (for guys only)
THONG OR KNICKERS: Boy shorts
LONG OR SHORT HAIR: Long
TALL OR SHORT: Medium
BREASTS OR BUM?: Butt
BRAINS OR BEAUTY?: Brains
TAN OR FAIR?: Either
CHOCOLATE - WHITE OR MILK?: Milk (Dark would be the best)
ROOT BEER OR DOCTOR PEPPER?: Neither
MUD OR JELLY WRESTLING?: Jell-O
SKIING OR BOARDING?: Boarding
DAY OR NIGHT?: Nights if I can stay awake.
SUMMER OR WINTER?: Winter
CAKE OR PIE?: Cheesecake
SILVER OR GOLD?: Silver or white Gold
DIAMONDS OR PEARLS?: Blue Diamonds (lucky charms)
SUNRISE OR SUNSET?: Sunset
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN A BONE?: Nose, fingers, toes, ribs. Nothing that needed a cast.
DO YOU WEAR RINGS?: I own a couple but I don't ever wear them.
DO YOU HATE ANYONE: People in general
ARE YOU LOUD OR QUIET: Both, more quiet lately.
DO U BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: Most of the time