How Un-Madison Of Me

I'm thinking of recruiting them to become ninja henchmen.

Typealyze Me

Today I stumbled upon Typealyzer, a tool that generates psychological profiles of bloggers. All you do is enter the blog's URL and the typealyzer algorithm spits out a description of its author.

According to Typealyzer my profile is "ESFP," also known as "The Performer."

"The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead - they are always in risk of exhausting themselves.

"They enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation - qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions."

Does bacon count as a sweet smell? Does my steady wardrobe of black and gray count as bright? Has anyone ever known me to avoid conflicts? Okay so some things are a bit off the mark but I do look pretty good in a pair of knee-high boots.

Features I Don't Even Realize I Want Yet

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

True. So True.