Age is only a number

I was riding the Kee at Schmatie's place last weekend when I found out that the Wii fit test is apparently hard. I've always ejoyed mocking my girlfriend because Wii thinks she is as fit as a spry 63 year old. I couldn't remember if it originally told me I was 25 or 23 (it was 23) so I decided to try again. I was a little apprehensive at first since Anna was there again. I had visions of being 90 while she magically found the fountain of youth and made it into her twenties. Much like my irrational feeling of loneliness due to the loss of my facial hair (thanks for the uplifting words W,) my fear of growing old via Wii were just as unfounded. I would like to share with you all that as my next birthday grows oh so near, I am a Wii approved 21 year old!

*I have removed the facial hair from my character. He is more up-to-date now.

**While I was wasting 'precious' work time writing this blog, I managed to forget everything else I was doing and burned the shit out of my pizza. Damn you Wii!

Week three

...was nearly 'stachetastic.



I shaved the fu into this yesterday. I only lasted an hour before Anna guilted me into shaving. Apparently this is so much worse than both previous 'staches that she really couldn't handle it. She said she wouldn't be seen in public with me like that, and I truly believed her.

Then I thought it would be funny to shave it down to the same width as my soul patch: it wasn't. It was so bad that I refused to even take a picture to post here. Now I'm completely sans facial hair again and I feel naked. Even though I'm back to the same style I rock 10.5 months of the year I feel a little lonely. I grew to love each and every style and I'll miss them equally.

Goodbye beard, until November...

Week 2: Enter the Fu

Because one week just isn't enough.

Catch me ridin' dirty

December 1st. The beginning of mustache week. I don't know if I'm more surprised that I have a girlfriend (and she still manages to kiss me) or that I'm sporting this to work and nobody has said anything at all. I love not caring...

Inspiration

"Your beard looks kinda okay this month."
-recent 'compliment' from a coworker.

Chester A. Arthur reincarnate?

I was just gchatting with Fuzz about beard month. This naturally led to mustache week and me telling her that I'm going to try to pull off the Chester A. Arthur. I thought good ole' Wikipedia would be a proper reference for a picture of the stellar stache. Upon checking the additional photos I realized that wb bears an uncanny resemblance to this photo (below for over-under comparison) of our 21st president. Now I have to decided whether or not to throw away my stache dreams after the realization that wb can one-up me with ease...

November

Is beard month. I woke up yesterday and shaved with excitement (above) about how great we’re all going to look in a few short weeks (last year, below.) This is now a yearly ritual for The Bears. My housemates Big and Biker are participating this year as is my boss from my stucco sidejob, Krome. I know Brad, Tommy and wb are in for sure. I can only hope that David, Martin and Nicko will be participating as well. Stay tuned for further documentation. I would also like to note that after sending a reminder text including the above photo, Tommy promptly wrote back telling me how creepy I look sans facial hair. I agree.