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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

True. So True.

Dear Beard...

This is why Schmatie invented the 'Dear Beard' replacement for dear diary. You're so ahead of your time, Schmatie!

Steve, don't eat it!

A coworker just showed me this fun little page. I'm amazed something (other than me) can be funny and so disgusting at the same time. This one is mostly for Little Bear and Sugar Bear, one more tally for the refrigerator board.